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Posted on 20th Oct at 1:03 PM, with 1,552 notes
Tips for Attracting the Zodiac Signs

ohlovequotes:

Aries: Be Direct

Be aggressive and bold. Aries like people who are straight to the point. If you fall for an Aries, be open about your feelings; show them your sincerity through your actions.

Taurus: Sensual

Slow and steady wins this race here. Enjoy the chase, and fight for the chase. Show tokens of appreciation early and often. Make them feel desired, and they will be very responsive to sensual stimuli. A quality sense of humor is also important.

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Gemini: Brains

A Gemini really appreciates someone who is somewhat intelligent and can communicate on the same wavelength. To seduce a Gemini, be yourself and bring up thought provoking questions in your conversations. Ask them philosophical questions and inquire more about their dreams and goals.

Posted on 20th Oct at 1:02 PM, with 323,887 notes

twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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Posted on 20th Oct at 9:02 AM, with 540 notes
How to be Successful as Each Type: INFP

myersandbriggs:

How are things going, way up there in dreamland? Reality must be a bore for you. When you have to engage with the real world, be sure to don your rose colored glasses so you don’t see it for the big stinking mess it is. With your ability to see good in everyone, there are no bad people. Strangers must truly want the best for you. Everyone is just like your good ol’ characters in that book you’re writing about a utopia. You tend to have a difficult time distinguishing feelings from facts. Feelings are your emotional associations with something, while facts are things that just ARE - they can’t be argued. On the bright side, you can bring emotional healing to even the most disturbed person. You know that emotionally wretched nincompoop who shouts obscenities? You can get to the root of his ailments and heal him from the inside out, turning him into a perfectly functional and normal human being. When you finish your book, you can be sure that it will ignite the imaginations of many readers. In the meantime, work on taking action to pursue your dreams, recognizing facts, and accepting criticism.

Posted on 20th Oct at 8:57 AM, with 81,420 notes
parttysong:

i enjoy days like these, preferably at 4:26 am
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parttysong:

i enjoy days like these, preferably at 4:26 am

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:00 PM, with 60,354 notes
facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.
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facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.

12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”

Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”

Troubling words indeed.

Posted on 19th Oct at 11:14 AM, with 504,365 notes

tormentedfantasy:

caleia:

sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like

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to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

Posted on 19th Oct at 11:14 AM, with 589,013 notes

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

Posted on 19th Oct at 9:40 AM, with 1,202 notes

zodiaccity:

Famous Gemini Quotes: Ice Cube, Angelina Jolie, John F. Kennedy

Posted on 19th Oct at 12:22 AM, with 690,302 notes
finding-fucken-nemo:

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

oh shit
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finding-fucken-nemo:

newyorksjojo:

spookingdemons:

fucknbosschick:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

vitalemontea:

sketchlock:

thegrimmgrimm:

aburritoofsadness:

iamswagg007:

kgrossniklaus:

gentlemanbones:

I hate game night with the engineering graduates

Don’t get me started on Poker Night with the math students. 

Monopoly with business majors is the worst

Scrabble with english majors is a nightmare.

i can’t believe those weren’t puns

Don’t forget Pictionary with Art Students.

Words against humanity with sociologist and poli sci students is horrifying

PLAY CLUE WITH INVESTIGATIVE LAW MAJORS AND THEN COME TALK TO ME

BEST POST ON TUMBLR.

Operation with a surgeon…

On the other hand, Rock Band with the music majors is beautiful.

oh shit

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